Hellespont (hellespont) wrote in porn_clerks,
Hellespont
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Business is banging!

Well, I sent out a whole bunch of resumes for a summer job, and the only one to offer me enough hours was, you guessed it, the Porn Shack. So I'll have new stories, and I hope lots of you out there do too! This community needs to be revived, and I'm just the menial employee to do it.

Only worked three shifts so far, but already had two prank phone calls. One guy on a crackly speaker phone called to ask if he could buy 70 000 butt plugs. Dumb kid or supplier for the US military? He also called to ask about penis pumps but I hung up on him.

Yesterday I gave a crash course in bondage and dominance to a eager newbie-type who bought $200 worth of the gear I recommended. I wish we got commission.

We have some funny new titles. I am especially intrigued by something called Sex Lives of Clowns. And there was one called Holy Shit, Will It Fit?, but it was purchased by a decrepit, doddering old man who also picked up a nine inch realistic dildo to go with it.

In other news, I "love" explaining penis pumps and herbal sex potions to people who don't speak English.
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