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Another one.

 One of my least favorite things in the store is the "family" mags. I mean... uck. Part of me wants to punch someone when the bring those things up. I'm sure some of this is due to being molested as a child, but I try to tell myself that MAYBE this is their way to keep from doing something that's really really wrong. The fact that they are normally old men doesn't help. 

One of our regulars was an older black lady. (Sorry, I'm not PC) She was probably around late 60s or so. The first couple of times she brought the family mags up I was totally stunned. I just hadn't seen that one coming. I know, I should know better but still. I lived in the south for a long time, I would swear she just came in from a Southern Baptist Church picnic or something. I'm not joking. To see her in my store at all is kinda amazing. After a while she became a regular. She'd pop in about once a week. One day she asked for my help. This little old southern looking lady pulled out a STACK of covers from her purse. 'The Stack' was about an inch thick. She told me she kept the covers with her so she wouldn't get the same mag twice. Well of course, we wouldn't want that. 

After a while this lady popped up in a conversation with my manager. K (my manager) told be that wasn't even the best part, the lady WAS southern baptist. K tends to smoke on the phone and she's on the phone a LOT. So she can frequently be seen behind the building. So more than once she'd seen this lady park behind the store and go inside. Sure enough one day I was outside with her when the lady came out and got in her car. (I'm the designated "smoker" when there are non others. I just stand around and watch the other person do it) Her License plate actually said Psalms. She had all the usual jesus stickers and one for the local LARGE Southern Baptist church. 

Now I know it takes all types, and at least one hard core church goer is getting some.... but that one really tossed me on my fanny.

Sense I've never been to a Southern Baptist Church I have no idea what the general thought about family lovin' is.... and I don't think I wanna find out.
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